$MOO Live now on Robinhood Chain

The first asset that paid you to hold it.

Buy low in spring. Sell high before winter. The livestock bitcoin of normies.

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Ear tag · CARevealed at launch

The MOO Casino Coming soon

The herd is opening a casino.

$MOO is getting its own casino. The first game on the floor is Moo Max Win: a farm slot with a jackpot wheel, milk, bells and the whole herd on the reels. Here is the first look.

MOOCasino · Coming soon
First look
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Moo Max Win · first look · 0:24
Demo reelsJust for fun

Tap Spin. Demo only, nothing to win.

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18+ only. Play responsibly. Launch date, supported regions and terms will be announced on our official channels.

Summer · June · The thesis

Before money had a name, it had four legs.

CATTLE

cattle · capital · chattel. Three English words, one Medieval Latin root: capitale, “property, stock.” Wealth used to be counted by the head.

c. 8500 BC

The first holders

Cattle are domesticated from a small herd of wild aurochs in the Near East. Wealth learns to walk.

pecus → pecunia

Cattle became money

In Latin, the word for cattle turned into the word for money. It still lives in pecuniary.

feoh → fee

One word for both

Old English used feoh for livestock, property and money. Today it is the fee on your trade.

Order ticketHomer · Iliad, Book VI
Sell
Gold armor valued at 100 oxen
Buy
Bronze armor valued at 9 oxen
Trader
Glaucus
Counterparty
Diomedes
Realized P&L−91 oxen

c. 750 BC. Prices quoted in cattle. The oldest bad trade in literature.

Holder rewards · since 8500 BC

  • MilkEvery morning
  • A calfEvery spring
  • LockupNone

Real cows pay in milk. $MOO pays in memes.

A framed Moo Milk sign: two milk bottles with the $MOO cow on the label, and the cow giving two thumbs up.
Moo Milk The original yield, bottled.
The $MOO cow drinking from a milk bottle in a sunny pasture.
Hold. Sip. Repeat. Grass in, milk out.

Summer · August · Onchain

Robinhood Chain was built for tokenized stocks. We brought the livestock.

Ten thousand years of the original store of value, beamed up to an Ethereum layer 2. Same cow. New pasture.

Ticker
$MOO
Network
Robinhood Chain
Gas
Paid in ETH
Status
Live
A lime UFO beams a $MOO cow up from a farm pasture while two cows watch, a red barn behind them.
Specimen 001Bos taurusPasture to Robinhood Chain

Autumn · October · The board

The livestock bitcoin of normies.

Livestock exchange · Departures$MOO · Robinhood Chain
AssetSincePays you to holdBuilt for
AssetCATTLE
Since8500 BC
Pays you to holdMILK + CALVES
Built forFARMERS
AssetGOLD
SinceANTIQUITY
Pays you to holdNOTHING
Built forCENTRAL BANKS
AssetBITCOIN
Since2009
Pays you to holdNOTHING
Built forCYPHERPUNKS
Asset$MOO
Since2026
Pays you to holdMEMES
Built forNORMIES

Fixed supply. Fair launch. No promises. A different animal.

Sell highbefore winter.

Almanac noteGrass stops growingHay gets expensiveSmart cows leave early

Winter · January · Tokenomics

Built to survive winter.

One cow, one billion pieces. Nothing hidden in the barn.

Robinhood Chain · Herd RegistryNo. MOO-000000001

This is aCertificate of Livestock

1,000,000,000 $MOO · total supply · fixed forever
Buy tax
0%
Sell tax
0%
Liquidity
Locked forever
Contract
Renounced
Team allocation
None
Launch
100% fair
Registrar of the herd

Network: Robinhood Chain (Ethereum layer 2) · Gas: ETH
This certificate confers membership in the herd. It confers no claim on milk, meat, calves or money.

Spring · March · How to buy

Buy low in spring.

Spring always comes back. $MOO is live on Robinhood Chain, an Ethereum layer 2 where gas is paid in ETH. Pick your route.

The fast lane

Buy on fomo.

No wallet setup, no bridging. The fomo app handles Robinhood Chain for you.

  • Sign in with Apple or Google
  • Add funds: Apple Pay, card or USDC
  • Search $MOO
  • Buy
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  1. 1

    Get a wallet

    Robinhood Wallet, MetaMask or any EVM wallet with Robinhood Chain added as a network.

  2. 2

    Load ETH

    Buy ETH in Robinhood Wallet, send it from your Robinhood account, or bridge it from Ethereum. ETH is the hay: it pays the gas.

  3. 3

    Check the ear tag

    Copy the official contract only from this site, our X or our Telegram. Never from a DM.

    Official $MOO contractRevealed at launch
  4. 4

    Swap for $MOO

    Swap ETH for $MOO in your wallet or on a Robinhood Chain DEX like Uniswap. Paste the contract, set your slippage, confirm.

Start with a small test buy. Nobody from the herd will ever ask for your seed phrase.